okay yes its a porno and yes its wrong but

i seriously just rofled i cant feel my ribs

seriously its like bad porn but funny as fuck to watch its like i will fight off the hunter (stays still and opens legs)

anyway ya bunch a pervs heres the link dont say i never did nothing for ya

[link]

im spreading the infection of left for dead lols

anywho enjoy XD

personal update i got a girlfriend i know i say "shes the one" or "i love her more than anything"

but with her its different its special i dont have to try at all this love comes easy im more relaxed i just feel content with life shes the first thing i think of when i wake up and the last thing i think of when i go to sleep and not to mention i dream about her so thats her 24 7 shes all ive ever wanted in a woman and ever dreamed of in a realationship

my reason on earth is to be hers forever
to protect her to wipe away the tears to make her smile to keep her safe to walk her home at 4 in the morning drunk to wake up next to her and kiss her check to hold her tight throughout the night and make her breakfast when its bright shes my ying to my yang the heads to my tails and i wish only happiness upon her i have not lusted for a woman like this i have nor felt so full and satisfied with love she is my world and i hope wish and beg that she feels the same way to

in case your reading i love you jessica lyn alexander my fiance and future wife

my heart beats for only you x

Well my birthday has ninja reflexes it sneaked up on me and

i found out just in time

tommorow is the start of the celebration of my birth

i have nothing to do tommorow (and more immportantly the days following the drinking events)

so tommorow im 18 and will be very drunk so

ur all welcome to come over and get pissed

thats if you know where i live

anyway how about you guys what you up ta

today i had a life changeing experience i was walking back from the movie store and i tripped and knocked myself half out on a sign i some how crawled to the pavement and was in alot of pain i could barely see and people were just standing around me

YES THATS RIGHT

JUST F***ING STANDING THERE I MEAN FOR F***SAKE

ask me if i need an ambulance sit me up hell even turn me over

but no they stood there then they did the most disgusting thing ever

picture the scene you just seen someone trip and smack face first into a sign then the concrette

yeah i would laugh a bit as well but you would help them right at least sit them up

THEY WALKED AWAY

THEY ACTUALLY STARED AT ME THEN WALKED AWAY

IT TOKE ME 5 MINUTES TO SORT MYSELF OUT AND SIT UP

by that time 6 people had went past me and done nothing

3 were in groups 2 were on bikes and the 1 was a pedestrian who started to jog when i let out the words "help me please"

"Humanity are a bunch of BROTHERF***ING C**TS"


......how am i you ask....dazed but fine thanks for asking

i am tired but i wont sleep for another 1 hour and a half due to the injury and chance of concussion

its funny that whenever theres a accident i run over and help

i have a accident no1 stops

in future im gonna fuck up the person who had a accident

i know i wont but i will be cold and noncaring

thats a lie i will be nice dammit for once cant i be a BROTHERF***ING BAR***D AS WELL

i feel better now

thanks for reading

okay well

i have survived a car accident police man said ten percent chance of survival

the ambulance crews a mirical

and finnaly well im just glad my friends are alive

im not scared of death as a famous philosphy person once said death could be the best thing that ever happens to us theres no escape so i guess i will find out soon

well i dont want to find out just yet

so maybe im glad im alive.... a lil

still got crap at home and in my future i have a starting date but i forgot it jesus

anyway my survival accidents this week

car accident severe

train collision minor

bike to the nuts PAINFULL

bad trampolining ok not painfull

parcore/freerunning trick screw up painfull

well i have had an idea and im flowing with it

so hold my hand and let me take u into the future

another stolen journal thing

oh well here goes

Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 4

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!).
[v] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[v] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[v] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 3.5

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 3

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 2

Mermaid:
[v] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1.5

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you. (only if they're not intended for use on me)
Total: 4

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 8

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.*very evil grin*
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements. (Fire and Spirit)
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spent a lot of time alone.
[v] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (half true)
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 3.5

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (uh, ew, no)
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot (such as when you're tired, are annoyed, etc.).(I'm always making noises)
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slow. (depends)
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 3


well thats the test over kind of weird

i thought i would be a fairy but guess not

im tired so gonna chillax

see ya

ps im not pestered i just like the animation